The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.
This plush-covered train engine, complete with Freddie Mercury-style ‘tache, is a cat den/scratcher combo guaranteed to sit unobtrusively in the corner of any room.
And as you can’t have a train engine without a carriage (that way madness lies), here’s a plush-covered wagon to go with it:
Every cat in the UK has a burning desire to be an engine driver, so if you don’t buy these items and enable your cat to live the dream, technically you’re guilty of emotional neglect. I’ve just ordered five of each. And I’m going to redecorate my living room to resemble a pink and beige railway station. Because I care.