This week Eric discovered that a bloke can’t even enjoy his God complex for 5 minutes without some joker interrupting.
“Behold! For I am Master of the Universe; Lord of all I survey!”
Ethel: “Yeah, but you squeal like a kitten every time you see a Dreamie*!”
“Who fackin’ said that?!”
* A popular brand of cat treat. Often responsible for outbreaks of extreme excitement.