Ladies and gentlemen (please imagine your own drum roll here), after an extensive search which has taken me to the far corners of the interweb and back again (another drum roll here, if you like), I present to you (brass instrument-based fanfare): some cat t-shirts that men might actually wear.
For fans of a certain 1970s shark-based thriller there’s the Men’s White Paws Sublimination T-shirt (above) priced at £22.99. Or for those who prefer a good old-fashioned sci-fi epic there’s the Men’s Star Paws Parody T-shirt, priced at £19.99.
For anyone who enjoys saying ‘You should read the book; it’s so much better than the film.’ there’s the Men’s Great Catsby T-shirt, priced at £19.99.
And finally, for those who’d secretly like to run around the city streets in a cape, a pair of tights and a codpiece, but lack the courage to live their dream, there’s the Men’s Catman T-shirt, priced at £19.99. (Although I suspect the word ‘catman’ may prove to be a sticking point with this one!)
All these t-shirts are available in sizes S – XL from the online store, Truffle Shuffle – who are in the throes of ‘a longstanding love affair with all things 1980s’ and stock a wide range of clothing and accessories. And if you’ve taken a shine to any of these film-inspired cat t-shirts yourself, you’re in luck, as they’re all available in a women’s-cut version too. Do try not to go outside the house in matching his ‘n’ hers cat tees though – could look a bit tragic. Just saying!