The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.
The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

This month’s winner is the TV Cat Tree. No home should be without a pretend TV covered in black and white plush, featuring a truly terrifing mouse/alien hybrid that’ll haunt your dreams.

If you’re made of stronger stuff than me, and think you can handle this spooky rodent freak gazing into your very soul with it’s cold, dead eyes, the TV Cat Tree is available from Zooplus for £26.90.
(I secretly suspect that the HQ Cats would love one of these… But they’re not bloody getting one!)
The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.
Sigh! If only there was a way to blend a cat’s litter tray seamlessly into any home, while simultaneously making it irresistable to young children… Wait a minute! What’s this?

Gosh! It’s a large plastic dolls house, with a litter tray inside. If you’re concerned that the little people in your life aren’t spending enough time playing with cat poo, you can purchase your very own LitterHouse for a mere £46.80.
(To be fair, the LitterHouse is designed to prevent dogs from eating cat litter – a potentially serious problem in households where cats and dogs live together. Plus it contains a ramp which brushes the litter off your cat’s feet before he or she has the chance to walk it all over the place. So at least it’s functional!)
The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.
This product is actually on sale in the Netherlands, not the UK, but I’m sure you’ll agree that’s it’s worth bending the rules for: ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Funeral Car Cat Palace…

Yes, that’s right; a carpet-covered funeral car for your cat to play in. Lovely!
If your cat’s always wanted their own hearse, just click here to buy one (you need to click on ‘Special’ from the options list). Can’t give you a price I’m afraid, as they’re made specially to order. Wonder how many of these things they’ve actually sold?!
The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

This cat appears to be somewhat embarrassed. I don’t know why, I reckon more of our cats should have their own fire engines: they could use them to help other cats who are stuck up trees, thus enabling the Fire Service to concentrate their efforts on inferno-management.
If your cat would like to fulfil its civic duties, the Cat Play Box Fire Engine is available from Amazon for £13.52.
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