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And February’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat-related paraphernalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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This month’s WTF? Award goes to the Heidi Cat Ears Headband With Veil, by Parisian milliners Maison Michel: a ‘style statement’ going for a mere £445.00.  Yes, that’s right.  Four.  Hundred.  And.  Forty.  Five.  Pounds.  And they don’t even look like blinkin’ cat ears.

Just think, while the nation’s minimum wage slaves queue at food banks in order to feed their families, and record numbers of cats, dogs and other animals are handed in to animal charities because their owners can’t afford to keep them anymore, some idiots are willing to spend the best part of five hundred quid on this crap.  Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn’t it?

If life simply won’t be complete without a Heidi Cat Ears Headband With Veil to place upon your own fair head, you can snap one up here.  But get a move on, as stock levels are low apparently – WTF? indeed.

And September’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphernalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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It’s been a few months since I’ve come across anything worthy of a WTF? Award, and I was beginning to think The Well of Hideous Cat Stuff had finally run dry.  Not so.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Aykley Furniture Double Cat Bowl,  guaranteed to bestow an air of quiet sophistication upon anyone who gives it house room.

Available here for £19.97, if you’re interested!

And May’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphernalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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And April’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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And February’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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And January’s WTF? Award Goes To…

The lucky recipient of the WTF? Award must be offering for sale in the UK an item of cat paraphenalia so pointless and/or hideous that the average response to said item would be one of utter disbelief.

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This month’s winner is the TV Cat Tree.  No home should be without a pretend TV covered in black and white plush, featuring a truly terrifing mouse/alien hybrid that’ll haunt your dreams.

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If you’re made of stronger stuff than me, and think you can handle this spooky rodent freak gazing into your very soul with it’s cold, dead eyes, the TV Cat Tree is available from Zooplus for £26.90.

(I secretly suspect that the HQ Cats would love one of these… But they’re not bloody getting one!)

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